sometimes when i’m feeling down i browse Onion headlines about Joe Biden

Biden Gets Grow Light Delivered To White House Under Fake Name

Biden Loses Control Of Butterfly Knife During Commencement Speech

Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting

Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire

Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

Biden Invites Nation’s Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet

Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While

Biden Investigated For Questionable Workers’ Comp Claim

Frantic Biden Searching Dog Shelter For Bo Look-Alike

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valerie2776:

corporatetimethief answered: is it the “open lands” license plate?

no, but i think i found it, the glacier national park plate. i guess it looked more silhouettey from farther away. would it be poseur-ish to get that plate for aesthetic purposes if i’ve never been to glacier???

heck no, do it! the glacier one is pretty. i like the Bozeman one too.

Montana has a CRAZY number of license plates for a state with such a small population, i remember driving through and thinking “are people just designing their own license plates here or what” because i rarely saw the same one twice

im-marion-cotesworth-haye
Margaret: Want to hear a joke?
Leo: Uh… Okay.
Margaret: You know why they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?
Leo: Why?
Margaret: ‘Cause in France, one egg is ‘un oeuf’.

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics, The West Wing. (via im-marion-cotesworth-haye)

we’ve got separation of powers, checks and balances, and Margaret, vetoing things and sending them back to the Hill