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if god were real he would have given me the strength to ignore obnoxious strangers on the internet

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jesus, skyrim

walk out of a cave after killing some vampires and there’s a roar, shit, a dragon, so i pull out my bow and shoot the dragon as it’s landing in front of me but … the dragon is already dead? and i am nowhere near powerful enough to one-shot a dragon so what the fuck just happened? but as i go to investigate the corpse there’s another fucking roar and a fucking blood dragon shows up and starts attacking Shadowmere so i have to shoot the shit out of it and then a random STRAY DOG? shows up and starts attacking the blood dragon too and i finally kill the blood dragon and there’s just dead dragons everywhere and the dog is barking and finally M’aiq the Liar strolls over all casual like he sees this shit every day

my only question is did i just witness a blood dragon sacrificing a regular dragon in order to intimidate me

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"you’re eating something. I too love to eat things. perhaps…?"

"you’re eating something. I too love to eat things. perhaps…?"

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the polish alphabet makes no goddamn sense

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LEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT DOLL

LEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT DOLL

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weekly reminder that Jenelle is terrible

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does anyone else experience insanely vivid nightmares on Effexor

it’s like I don’t even sleep anymore I just spend 8 hours a night in a strange hellish dreamscape where people humiliate me constantly

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massive panic attack because my coworkers are behaving like children lol help

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[anguished scream]

[anguished scream]

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"look at this man writing about female characters in a fantasy setting he should be commended for his excellent portrayal of the fairer sex" is all I hear when people start bloviating about women in the ASOIAF series seriously

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forever annoyed at the outrageous amount of attention GRRM gets for writing “good female characters” like there’s no record of female authors writing good female characters

and everyone’s pants getting all tight over his tongue in cheek “I’ve always believed women to be people” comment, wow such feminism much equality

everybody go away forever I am through with you all

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"well god has a plan for everyone"
"that sounds dumb"