I just want to sleep but if I fall asleep the plane might crash because the only thing keeping it in the air is CONSTANT VIGILANCE and maybe the engines (but who controls the engines HMMMM?? riddle me that)

they threw away my fucking shampoo and sunscreen, lest I blind the pilot with fucking Herbal Essences

hahahhaha one of the comments is “fluoridated by any chance? #wakeupamerica” and I’m laughing in the lobby of this hotel at 4:30am

hahahhaha one of the comments is “fluoridated by any chance? #wakeupamerica” and I’m laughing in the lobby of this hotel at 4:30am

there is some very cool stuff on the buildings down here

there is some very cool stuff on the buildings down here

#1 dad across the hall just called his small son a “little dumb-ass” and dragged him sobbing into their room

gonna go ahead and turn up the TV and pretend i am someplace else

sara-friend:

i had a dream that i went to a craft fair and found a picture frame that i really really wanted but it was $78 and my dreamself legitimately thought “that’s kind of a lot for something that i’m just gonna put a picture of a cat in”

I think this daily about my iPhone

"hell 2 will be like earth 2, except in hell"

false alarm that Waffle House was creepy as hell

gonna go eat a solitary dinner at that Waffle House over there

hotels are sad and boring when you are alone

greetings from Maryland, where the front desk clerks are friendly and everything is named after the Battle of Antietam

gonna miss this dumb jerk cat while I’m in Tennessee

gonna miss this dumb jerk cat while I’m in Tennessee

on a scale of extra slice of pizza to entire pint of Half Baked how sad are you feeling today