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"it should be illegal to look this cute"

— me an hour ago in a rare and shameful display of self-love

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i went through Mzulft with Lydia and Barbas because i’m a squishy mage who can’t take a hit and when i got through with the ocular thing i went straight back to Winterhold to tell Savos Aren that shit was going down or whatever and Ancano was doing his thing in the hall of elements so Mirabelle and Savos Aren were all “hit this door with some spells so we can get in” and like a fucking idiot i did

suddenly Barbas is barking and Lydia is drawing her sword and they start fucking ATTACKING the mages who start summoning frost atronachs and spamming fireballs at us and i can’t talk to any of them so i try running out of the college but they follow me outside and the courtyard is full of atronachs and screaming mages and barking dogs and then naturally a fucking dragon shows up so i gave up and reloaded

fuck this game sometimes, damn

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the comments on Joe Biden’s Instagram photos are adorable

the comments on Joe Biden’s Instagram photos are adorable

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the last time I celebrated Earth Day was in 2010 when John Flansburgh instructed a crowd of people to ignore the security guards and jump over barriers to rush the stage so we did because when Flans tells you to do a thing from the stage you do the thing, you clap your hands stomp your feet jump in the air climb over barriers everybody conga

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look at this monstrous visage

look at this monstrous visage

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for some reason when you say corgi everyone assumes pembroke so when i call a groomer and say Bryn is a corgi they’re all “ok yeah that’ll be $20” and then i bring him in and he’s twice as big as a pembroke with a thick curly coat and a TAIL and they’re all “oh, a corgi”

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superdiscochino:

really need to get back to work on my ambient project Music for Curling Up Into a Little Ball and Waiting for It All to Just Go Away, shit’s gonna knock your socks off

where can I preorder

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my outfit is getting a few stares in the hallway but I don’t care because pants are the worst and I like bright colors, fuck the police

my outfit is getting a few stares in the hallway but I don’t care because pants are the worst and I like bright colors, fuck the police

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i’ve never used illusion so i’m playing around with it now and i realized too late that raising a zombie you’ve completely looted just leads to a naked man following you around for sixty seconds

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Anonymous asked: Of all the boyfriends jenelle has had, this nathan dude is probably the douchiest of all, especially because he's good at hiding what a dbag he actually is.

teenmombooger:

there are definitely moments where i feel he is just feeding us lines, but at the same time i actually think he is better than some of her past boyfriends, though i guess that doesn’t say much

being the best of jenelle’s boyfriends is like being the thinnest guy at fat camp, for real

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lol just started a pure mage character and i made it through bleak falls barrow before i realized the game wouldn’t let me save so i restarted and the auto saves weren’t working so i’m back at fucking helgen creating my character

lol lol lol

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if god were real he would have given me the strength to ignore obnoxious strangers on the internet

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jesus, skyrim

walk out of a cave after killing some vampires and there’s a roar, shit, a dragon, so i pull out my bow and shoot the dragon as it’s landing in front of me but … the dragon is already dead? and i am nowhere near powerful enough to one-shot a dragon so what the fuck just happened? but as i go to investigate the corpse there’s another fucking roar and a fucking blood dragon shows up and starts attacking Shadowmere so i have to shoot the shit out of it and then a random STRAY DOG? shows up and starts attacking the blood dragon too and i finally kill the blood dragon and there’s just dead dragons everywhere and the dog is barking and finally M’aiq the Liar strolls over all casual like he sees this shit every day

my only question is did i just witness a blood dragon sacrificing a regular dragon in order to intimidate me

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